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Saturday, 8 October 2011

Jy weet jy is 'n Suid Afrikaner as:

Ek het gister hierdie email gekry en gedink ek wil dit graag met julle deel.  Dit was in Engels en ek gaan dit defnitief nie vertaal nie, so lees maar in Engels:

You know you are South African when:
·         Your employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they are
·         You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any
·         We call it a braai, because BBQ is the name of a spice or chip flavour
·         Drying out perfectly good meat and eating it weeks later is considered a delicacy
·         A braai is a dinner party
·         You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them
·         You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela
·         You go to braais regularly, where you eat tjops and boerewors and swim, sometimes simultaneously
·         You know that there's nothing to do in the Orange Free State
·         You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer
·         Everyone understands the real meaning of: Ja-Nee, lekker and sharp
·         Travelling at 120 km/h and you're the slowest vehicle on the highway/freeway
·         You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement
·         You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car
·         The police hire private security to protect the police station
·         You go to a wedding or other great event and watch the rugby and this is totally accepted and understood
·         You know that a taxi is not a “cab” or a safe method of transport, although it is one of the largest public transport methods
·         You know a taxi can move twice it's certified number of people in one trip
·         People are more terrified after 5 minutes in a taxi than appearing on a whole episode of "Supernatural"
·         To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750
·         More people vote in a local reality TV show than in the local election
·         A taxi overtakes you just to stop right in front of you
·         People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence, Given, Patience, Portion, Coronation, Star, Goodness, Moses, Lucky, Tiny, Bigboy, Terror, Firstborn and also ….. Lastborn
·         "just now" can mean anything from a minute to a month
·         You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction
·         You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it
·         A bullet train (Gautrain) is being introduced by the Government, but they can’t fix potholes
·         You have family on all the continents
·         The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday
·         You paint your car's registration on the roof and this is considered normal
·         Prisoners go on strike
·         Ruwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high
·         The police ask you if they should follow up on the burglary you’ve just reported
·         Half the city pays for the other halfs’ electricity and water supply
·         A murderer gets a suspended sentence, but if you failed to pay your TV license, you get 2 years sentence
·         The police adives you not to stop if they wave you down in the middle of the night, but rather speed past them and drive to your nearest police station
·         You don’t stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car
·         The Student Union demands that academic achievement shouldn’t be a criterion for university acceptance, as it is discriminatory
·         Landlords may not evict illegal squatters unless they offer them alternative accommodation
·         Scholars protest at the lack of schooling facilities by destroying school buildings
·         Your insurance is higher than the repayments on your car
·         Crime actually DOES pay
·         You can't even go on a business trip to Oz without somebody asking knowingly: 'Oh, having a look around, are you?....'
·         You realise after watching the news on TV that nothing happened in the rest of the world
·         Nobody longer request anything, they “demand” it
·         Where the road narrows, the guy to the rear of you has right of way
·         The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished watching
·         The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car
·         You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital
·         You actually get these jokes, understands all of them and then pass them on to other friends from South Africa or blog about it.

Daar is net een so 'n land en glo dit of nie, ek is nog steeds lief vir hierdie land.  Ek hou net nie van wat met die land gebeur nie.
Lekker dag vir julle verder!

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